Unfortunate Signs You’re TOTALLY His Rebound

Here, a few clues that you’re a rebound to your fresh-out-of-a-relationship partner.
1. They’re totally in love with you for no real reason.

Not that you’re not amazing and lovable or anything, but they barely know you well enough to even know that yet.
Are they calling you The One even though you just met, like, ten seconds ago? In quiet moments, between basking in the adoration, do you feel sort of like a blank canvas they’re projecting their feelings onto?
2. The relationship moves really fast and really slow at the same time.
On the surface, your relationship is growing at warp speed. Within a few weeks, they’re declaring their love for you, you’re all but living together, and nearly every waking moment is spent in each other’s company.
Weirdly, though, you feel like you’ve barely gotten to know them in between all those grandiose declarations and epic sex sessions, and there’s a strange lack of actual commitment compared to how much time they spend with you.
3. Your connection either feels abnormally fulfilling or totally empty.
Is this person conveniently everything you’ve ever wanted in a partner and so emotionally available so quickly that they seem to have literally nothing else going on in their lives? Does that make you wonder sometimes if it’s all too good to be true?
That, friends, is the danger zone, second only to a coupling that leaves you feeling lonely and empty when you’re together.
4. You sense a lingering bitterness over their ex.
Maybe they insist they’re over their last relationship, but now and then they lash out, seemingly out of nowhere, about what a monster their former lover is.
5. They seem really into making their ex jealous.
They parade you around like a prop at parties where their ex is in attendance or get a bizarre, twitchy look of satisfied malice in their eyes when hitting the “post” button on couple-y selfies of you two, like they’re barely stifling the wicked laugh of a movie villain. Creepy.
6. Or they’re just plain fixated on the ex in general.
Do they talk about the pain of their past relationship ad nauseam? Do they still keep an excessive amount of pictures of the ex around the house? Do they cry on your shoulder about their heartbreak a lot?
Make no mistake, it is not some great honor that you have been chosen to nurse their feelings back to health, and no, you cannot “fix” them. It’s easy to assume that once they’ve finally healed from the breakup, they’ll look to you as the valiant goddess who swept into their life at just the right time to make it all better, but odds are they’ll just sort of forget you exist.
If you can barely squeeze in a moment of actual fun between all their histrionics about their ex, run, don’t walk.
7. You have tons of sex.
If they claim to be in a committed, “serious” relationship with you, yet never want to talk about anything more profound than the weather in between banging your brains out, take it as a warning sign.
8. The end of their former relationship was a big shock to them.
When a person knows their relationship is dead long before it actually ends, they have more time to mourn it and may take less time to heal after it’s finally over. If this bae was dumped out of the blue and left reeling, chances are higher that they haven’t had enough time to heal before committing to someone new.
9. They want to act like a longterm couple even though you just started dated.
They talk to you as if you’ve been together for years instead of for a few damn seconds. They want to lounge around the house with you in sweats and run errands together instead of going out and about like newercouples tend to do.
They already have a set relationship routine (probably leftover from their ex), and you’ve just been dropped into the middle of it.
10. You don’t have much in common.
Of course you don’t, because all you’re doing is having sex and watching Netflix like they did with their ex.